no bargains, i know what i have

199 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world

11 Comments

SgtThunderC_nt@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 3y

The type of guy who fits in 38/34s does not take a "lite™" shit.

s6original@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y

Buy pre-shat and save.

Zoldyck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

This shitposting is getting too real

trouser_mouse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

It’s like that shitting machine developed at the University of Michigan which required 411 shits to work a Tootsie Pop through a pair of Levi's

robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

How does anyone shit that high up?

wsweg@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Sagging pants or the force of the shit went up their crack. Or it’s not actually shit and they just sat in something brown like dirt lol

torafugu@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

Can't wait for the sequel "heavily shat pants".

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

I might go as low as 39 but that's pushing it

MrBeastReal@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

That’s a huge steal right there