lightly cummed on

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16 Comments

sagrotan@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 3y (2 replies)

If you're ejaculating mold I'd visit a doctor if I were you.

Was this how The Last Of Us started?

The plot of resident evil 8

No lowballs. I know what I got

LIGHTLY?!?!? THAT'S LIGHTLY?!?!?

trouser_mouse@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (3 replies)

I'm sure that would clean up okay, you should definitely buy it.

TheYear2525@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Could lick it clean in a few weeks.

trouser_mouse@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

It's like that licking machine developed at the University of Michigan which required 411 licks to clean a lightly cummed on Tootsie Pop

The Cumming School of Medicine developed a version that only needs 69 licks.

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Ryan213@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

... By a horse.

Aka Ron Jeremy

Was it a 2 liter of diet cum

Just turn it to the other side and it will be totally ok. So 250$ sounds pretty fair.

It's depressing that someone would buy that as a fetish item

Barely noticeable... /s

Vile