Yes, we need to bring in more lawyers to the trolley problem. I'm sure one of them can craft a solution that completely removes the protagonist from any responsibility and completely shortcuts the moral problem.
the protagonist will then use this incident to prove that public transportation is dangerous and proceed to bribe the local government into replacing it with a highway.
16 Comments
Hammersbald@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
It wouldn't be a trolley though, more likely something like a Ford F150, right?
CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y
Definitely, or at the very least The Union Pacific Big Boy
nexussapphire@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
Thank you, as an American I hate it.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
The guy on the track was black and the shooter was a cop.
PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
Otherwise we'd use a drone and a rocket.
JayDee@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Nah, this is just South America during the cold war.
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y
Self defense
10_0@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Yes, we need to bring in more lawyers to the trolley problem. I'm sure one of them can craft a solution that completely removes the protagonist from any responsibility and completely shortcuts the moral problem.
imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
the protagonist will then use this incident to prove that public transportation is dangerous and proceed to bribe the local government into replacing it with a highway.
MrStankov@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Leave no witnesses!
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Unrealistic, not enough CAS
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2y
...computer algebra system?
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Close air support
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
Lmao me too
Mischala@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 2y
Agreed, why deploy a soldier when a predator drone could land a knife missile on that guy from several klicks up?
buttfarts@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 2y
This is so accurate that I pee blood.