I just bought a couple tins of Surströmming a few months ago. I really like it! (Definitely had to powerwash the deck after opening the first can. Ha!)

OhShitSon@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Open it in a bucket of water next time.

NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Food should not come with instructions like this.

OhShitSon@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Very generous of you to refer to it as food.

Late2TheParty@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

That's what I'll be doing over July 4th weekend. I'm gonna subject new people to it! 🤣

Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

🤮

Delphia@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Have you ever met children?

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Sir, I've been one.

Zidane@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Lol this guy ages

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Time is just a little tricky

Skymt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Indeed, most children are horrible meat products!

Stern@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Could 100% see that as a nice lil' appetizer. Cook 'em up in your preferred way, toothpick in each, serve with ketchup, mustard, or be extra with beer cheese fondue.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sadly I think it was a bad idea. I'm only saying that because they've been gone from shelves for almost 15 years as far as I can tell.

fayoh@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

Accidentally ended up with two packs of denniskorv in the fridge and I really wish they too would have disappeared 15 years ago. Not even the 5 year old who would live off of hot dogs if we let him will touch it.

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Batter and fry them! Corndog spheres!

KAYDUBELL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Let this guy cook (figuratively and literally)

bcgm3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Me: Mom, let's get Kulkorv!

Mom: No, we already have Kulkorv at home

Kulkorv at home: Just some fucking regular hotdogs chopped into bite-sized pieces

Atomic@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They've come full circle.

We're back to meatballs

Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I think we're calling them hot balls this time.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Hot balls.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Below is a picture of the original Swedish "Hot dogs". Sausages which themselves are a crime. Absolute cultural staple. Sadly these hot dog balls were a thing only for a short while.

Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hot... dog balls?

root_beer@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y

Hot dog balls, or hot dog balls? Much like the Oxford comma, emphasis can make a difference! Next lesson, we’ll talk about hyphenation!

mumblerfish@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The name also has a pun in it. "Kulkorv", means "ball-sausage", but "kul korv" would mean "funny sausage".

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

"kulkorv" without a space would be "fun-sausage" which could be a penis.

Sc00ter@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

How many kids choked on these things? They seem perfect for blocking airways

essell@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Fortunately most kids don't fit into airways unless we're talking about a baleen whale.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Probably none. Have never heard of it.

MindTraveller@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

How am I supposed to enjoy processed corpse if it isn't phallic???

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Balls aren't good enough?

Maalus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Get both and passively aggressively serve it to the bigest toxic macho around

boatsnhos931@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Lil smokies better bring your A game

Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 1y

This makes a stupid kind of sense. You cut up hot dogs for little kids (I don't have any but remember from being one). This product is just the laziest way of solving a problem nobody has.