Me: Wearing hi-vis yellow clothing, putting reflective stickers all over my super-bright flashing helmet with built-in turn signals, using the built-in headlight and taillight on my bicycle, installing a side handlebar mirror, getting a 140 decibel horn so cars can hear me, advocating for dedicated bicycle infrastructure in my city, riding on roads when I have to like a nervous squirrel — constantly looking out for something trying to kill me…
…and little Aku Aku hanging from my bike, as a desperate plea to any greater power to keep me alive.
SUV driver on their phone while driving, snapping a photo of me and tweeting: “Hey guys, look at this asshole bicyclist!”
9 Comments
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Crash bandicoot?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Sure is!
fiercekitten@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Me: Wearing hi-vis yellow clothing, putting reflective stickers all over my super-bright flashing helmet with built-in turn signals, using the built-in headlight and taillight on my bicycle, installing a side handlebar mirror, getting a 140 decibel horn so cars can hear me, advocating for dedicated bicycle infrastructure in my city, riding on roads when I have to like a nervous squirrel — constantly looking out for something trying to kill me…
…and little Aku Aku hanging from my bike, as a desperate plea to any greater power to keep me alive.
SUV driver on their phone while driving, snapping a photo of me and tweeting: “Hey guys, look at this asshole bicyclist!”
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
I wish lol
fiercekitten@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Yeah, if only it worked that way!
banghida@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Uka uka
Flyswat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Komboda
perishthethought@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Is that like the one in the brady bunch?
calamitycastle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Breathing new life into the phase TALISMANIC