An otter in California that keeps bullying people off of their surfboards has been too quick for wildlife officials to catch
https://www.insider.com/wildlife-officials-struggle-catch-surfboard-stealing-otter-santa-cruz-california-2023-7
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rockerface@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 3y
this is otterly ridiculous
Retrograde@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y
I don't sea the problem, stop harshing the otter's mellow
squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 3y
anotter one
kescusay@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
You otter be ashamed of that pun.
buycurious@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 3y
He keeps bullying people?
He otter be ashamed of himself.
sadreality@kbin.social · 17 pts · 3y
relative_iterator@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 3y
Either that or get him his own surfboard
Candelestine@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
...otters have no real defence to being punched hard in the face...
Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 3y
Other than a whole body of water and years of mischief experience. Are you punching the otter, or is it just its after-image..?
Qualanqui@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
Otters are fucking savage too, they will otterly mess you up.
MelastSB@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 3y
Except their natural cuteness
weariedfae@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 3y
He needs to join up with the orcas destroying yachts and start a proper revolution.
I am in full support.
MostlyBirds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Interesting that they're so convinced that the animal is the problem.
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Just the one otter then?
kescusay@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Honestly, I'm kind of rooting for the otter.
orphiebaby@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Came here to say that. Would love to see this on camera. Might watch a movie about it, though I admit it's unlikely the movie wouldn't be really stupid and childish.
WhiteWolf@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
Yes, the otter is the bully… wow.
TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Have they tried giving him their clams in return for deep wisdoms?