The Tiger I Ausf. D "Drippenwagen" was a prototype variant of the Tiger I heavy tank. Development was started in 1938 by Henschel & Sohn following orders from the Führer for a "riced out tiger" that would "take the allies to gapplebees". The Drippenwagen featured a lowered suspension, widened "Überostostostketten" tracks, improved aerodynamics, the silhouette of a large brick, and a new twin-turbo flat-twelve powerplant from Porsche. "Secret documents" claim the engine produced 9000 horsepower and could bring the Drippenwagen from a standstill to 100 km/h in 1.1 seconds. Only one example of the design was built in 1942. Unconfirmed reports say the Drippenwagen "blew up 1000000 allied tanks" and "single-handedly took the Western Front in 2 days" before the driver of the tank stepped on the gas pedal too hard and flew the Drippenwagen to the moon.
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Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Is that an HD remaster of the rage faces?
psmgx@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
If we're bringing back T-62s with ERA we can bring back old memes with HD
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 15 pts · 2y
the wat
nuke@sh.itjust.works · 57 pts · 2y
The Tiger I Ausf. D "Drippenwagen" was a prototype variant of the Tiger I heavy tank. Development was started in 1938 by Henschel & Sohn following orders from the Führer for a "riced out tiger" that would "take the allies to gapplebees". The Drippenwagen featured a lowered suspension, widened "Überostostostketten" tracks, improved aerodynamics, the silhouette of a large brick, and a new twin-turbo flat-twelve powerplant from Porsche. "Secret documents" claim the engine produced 9000 horsepower and could bring the Drippenwagen from a standstill to 100 km/h in 1.1 seconds. Only one example of the design was built in 1942. Unconfirmed reports say the Drippenwagen "blew up 1000000 allied tanks" and "single-handedly took the Western Front in 2 days" before the driver of the tank stepped on the gas pedal too hard and flew the Drippenwagen to the moon.
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
Drippenwagen doesn't sound bad fake German enough. Let's change it to Drïppënwägën
Hazzia@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
crispy_kilt@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
German doesn't have ï and ë. Only ä, ö, ü and ß are different from basic Latin.
BatrickPateman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Thanks. Didn't know of that channel and love it 🤯
teddy2021@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
Fuck it, go for broke and break out some landkreuzers. Run over the smaller tanks when you run out of ammo. Consume their souls for a reload.
JoYo@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
Why because it has a spoiler? Why, because it has a spoiler.
BombOmOm@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
How? Why?