Programmer Pain Chart

Despite the obvious levity, this is actually serious. It was made by why the lucky stiff, a pretty prominent member of Ruby community, back in the day. This, however, was part of his mysterious burnout manifesto, for lack of better term. He really really bloody needed a break.

"programming is rather thankless. u see your works become replaced by superior ones in a year. unable to run at all in a few more."

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20 Comments

Toes@ani.social · 41 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Where does maintaining a 25MB perl script fall into.

JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 2y

camr_on@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

My condolences

InnerScientist@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

EOL

PlexSheep@infosec.pub · 13 pts · 2y

I think that's larger than my kernel binary.

nxdefiant@startrek.website · 13 pts · 2y

💀

Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y

into depression i guess

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Documentation should be larger than code.

Tests as well.

umbraroze@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Tests as well.

In most programming languages, yes.

In Ruby? ...eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Programming, not Ruby.

xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Where does "Suddenly realizing why they call it DLL hell" fall on the scale?

nyan@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 2y

Between "One too many nulls" and "The tests are larger . . ." in the beginning, then moving up one notch for each day you've been wrestling with it.

redcalcium@lemmy.institute · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

the tests are now larger than the thing itself

The purpose of the code is to make the tests pass.

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y

The purpose of code is to solve a problem but don't tell that to the newbies or they reduce the PHP codebase you spend full time managing to 10% that in Rust and take your job.

tyler@programming.dev · 10 pts · 2y

I miss why... he was what everyone really needed, and the industry destroyed him. I haven't seen anyone like him since.

nullPointer@programming.dev · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

50,000? thems rookie numbers.

Sylvartas@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

laughs in unreal engine

asyncrosaurus@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y

the tests are now larger than the thing itself

Is such a weird complaint. You should aim for your codebase to be as small, simple and readable as possible, while your tests should be a specification that guarantees behavior is consistent between refactors. When you add behavior, you add tests, when you remove a behavior, you delete tests.

The size of either is independent of eachother. Small code bases that provide lots of features should be simple to read, but with a lot of tests.

Celofyz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I always tought that it's a norm to have more code in tests than in tested program

CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I was building up some packer stuff. Vsphere-iso plug-in. Tests were going fine and then for reasons I didn't understand it said it could no longer find the cd creation tool it has just been using.

So I try a few things, nothing works. So I figure I have nothing to lose, I make a new folder to house all the tools in one place. Update Windows system environment path. Restart everything. VScode didn't have my path statement, Google is of 0 fucking help, and now packer doesn't work. I least it's the weekend now.