if this post gets 64 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

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Hupf@feddit.de · 25 pts · 2y

Spooky action at a distance

Artyom@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y (4 replies)

en passassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassant

crawancon@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I thought we established last time thst it was fancier to put all of the emphasis on the en and entirely gloss over, barely mumbling passant.

eeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnpassant

Artyom@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm willing to negotiate for multiple ens as separate words, but multiple ns in a single en makes no sense at all. I'm adding 64 passes, which is physically meaningful. It's important we stay grounded in reality here.

Dayroom7485@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

+1 for actually counting the passes. It’s hard work, but someone has to do it, goddammit!

Hupf@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

Let me demonstrate: eeeennnnnn

LanMandragondeez@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Long passant

HeapOfDogs@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

wide?

Dayroom7485@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

leng passant

casmael@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y

Still looks a bit narrow to me

TheBat@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

You unambitious fools. I’m going to en passant onto the board of the people playing next to me!

That’s how you expand your territory.

sandalbucket@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

I want to see a 600MB image upload. I want to see the upvote federation stress test lemmy’s infrastructure. I want an image so wide that my app crashes. I want to see how far we can push this before admins need a database upgrade to handle it. I want to watch the system burn in the name of a wider en passant.

diegantobass@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

To the moon!

linucs@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

*to MAX_INT

Olap@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

The question is: how high have you doubled already? Bet we smash it!

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Deliver now or face a ban!

Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

youre not a mod you cant make do anything lmao

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Okay, you called my bluff. What if I say "please"?

Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Holy hell

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y

New response just dropped

Socsa@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is this legal?

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y

According to the laws in my country, yes. They don't concern board games though maybe your country has laws protecting citizens from this?

Fapper_McFapper@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
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lugal@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

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WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

My God En Passant