A Riveting Read Rule

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5 Comments

Went looking for some quotes and

"Look. This has been… fun.” Lie. This had been nerve-racking and I needed to go masturbate. “But I have to go. I’ve got stuff to do before I head out again.” Masturbate. “Wizard stuff. Like… secret wizard stuff.” Masturbate.

jkozaka@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

my nipples explode with the light.

NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

Then you should read the paperwork better.

Now, either walk into that bank and get my money, or I push this button. They'll be finding shrapnel from those bars 3 counties over.

nick@midwest.social · 7 pts · 2y

No promises

key@lemmy.keychat.org · 6 pts · 2y

Such shade against those of us who have had wisdom teeth extracted.