The Empire probably used stormtrooper wankers rather than the far more subtle pulls and pushes of the Force on their prisioners, hence the suboptimal results.
Fyi we've received a report that this should be marked as nsfw. I don't think so as word plays like this are nothing out of the ordinary even in children shows. But it's a good idea to mark as nsfw anything that might be considered as such, just in case.
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DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 3y
And this one goes into the lewd folder.
Selmafudd@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Into a folder?? This is wallpaper material
DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y
Two siths one cup
orphiebaby@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
ranphi@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 15 pts · 3y
Oh fuck... I'm dying laughing over here. 🤣
Annoyed_Crabby@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y
All? He gotta need a bigger jar.
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 3y
There is always a bigger jar
BigPapaE@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
A jar jar
Annoyed_Crabby@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Darth Binkus will milk em all.
Emperor@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 3y
The Rebels were notorious for their mediocre ejaculate volumes. They've have rapidly died out if it hadn't been for underhand trickery.
Aceticon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
The Empire probably used stormtrooper wankers rather than the far more subtle pulls and pushes of the Force on their prisioners, hence the suboptimal results.
Emperor@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 3y
They kept missing.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
200000 sperm units are ready with a million more well on the way
Emperor@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 3y
Brilliant!
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
Fuck that was funny
bappity@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
that's all? the rebels need to get busy
Polydextrous@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Yeah, this got an IRL LOL from me. Well, at least an IRL COL
paddirn@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
“Force choke me, Daddy.”
WhoRoger@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Fyi we've received a report that this should be marked as nsfw. I don't think so as word plays like this are nothing out of the ordinary even in children shows. But it's a good idea to mark as nsfw anything that might be considered as such, just in case.
Emperor@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 3y
Righto, thanks for the reminder.
Mewtwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 3y
My man was workin overtime
QuincyPeck@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
To be fair, he did collect it from scum bags.
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
Nah from Rebel scum balls.
orphiebaby@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Nothing to apologize for. This is brilliant.