It's been that kind of week

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This burns your wiener.

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (6 replies)

You should probably get those sores remedied.

No, they are the only thing I have left from her.

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

virtual hug

penicillin

Shouldn’t you check my allergies first?

Either you're cured or you're dead. Whatever happens, the burn will be gone.

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well, are you allergic?

Apparently if I have penicillin again there’s a fifty percent chance I’ll be completely fine.

Just remember: a whiskey makes you risky, but a glizzy makes you rizzy

rizzky

TehWorld@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

This is like those horrible choice “would you rather” questions. Eat the hot dog, or drink the alcohol.

ValenThyme@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

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Alcohol, I think, in my choice

"Babe I packed your lunch"

stoi@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Not the glizky

variants@possumpat.io · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Weenford

ValenThyme@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

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