Don't leave us hanging, this could be a true Lemmy moment that will be part of history forever. Like when someone watches a Lemmy video in 10 years this could get mentioned.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why couldn’t I have a fun moment, like breaking both my arms?

loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y

Because shitting your pants after a KFC bucket is enough fun for now.

ssm@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y

I look forward to it, SatansMaggotyCumFart

OsaErisXero@kbin.run · 16 pts · 2y (12 replies)

Pics or it didn't happen

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (11 replies)

Like the eating the chicken, shitty pants or pictures of me shitting?

odium@programming.dev · 14 pts · 2y (10 replies)

D. All of the above?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (9 replies)

I usually charge extra for scat stuff.

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

So 1025 upvotes? I would probably throw up seeing scat, but I'm to sacrifice myself for a silly internet event.

itsmect@monero.town · 11 pts · 2y

Absolutely.

coaxil@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

Yup

jaybone@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

No. No, you do not.

gregorum@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y

after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

Lmao, you’re gonna shit yourself regardless of upvotes

pacmondo@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y

Upvoted just for you buddy

sag@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Do now

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I’m working on it, it takes a bit of preparation to get ready to eat 18 pieces of spicy KFC.

loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

Bad day to be a KFC bucket or pants, let's fucking gooooo

SorteKanin@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Well this aged poorly

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Actually it's always been a dream of mine to have a bunch of internet randoms watch me shit.

SorteKanin@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 2y

... 😦

I guess I shouldn't be surprised about that, coming from @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 77 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The black pawn just minding his business and then outta nowhere

urda@lebowski.social · 34 pts · 2y

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RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y

At this point, it's a Lemmy userbase metric.

01101000_01101001@mander.xyz · 41 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Little-known fact: A 1024-wide en passant is properly called a kibienpassant.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is a 4-wide a nibble passant?

loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I want to nibble your passant

jaybone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Keep it in the DMs please.

xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu · 33 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why do I feel so committed to this?

SorteKanin@feddit.dk · 4 pts · 2y

big number good

number must go up

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

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Anticorp@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Ah, the infamous grain gambit.

MinekPo1@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

fun fact : the angle is now around 3" 26' which is just slightly over ¹/₂₀ of a degree !

perviouslyiner@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

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KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Does Lemmy even have enough active users for the next one?

Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

No. The next one will be the last.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y

Looking at the top post in this community, I do not believe in a next one

Edit: I just realized where this comment is at and boy, who did this and how? Is this going viral? In this case, the sky is the limit

FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2y

2048 is achievable imo

Socsa@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y (8 replies)

This cannot be a legal move

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 28 pts · 2y (3 replies)

According to Wikipedia, en passant describes the capture by a pawn of an enemy pawn on the same rank and an adjacent file that has just made an initial two-square advance.

According to dictionary.cambridge.org, adjancent means very near, next to, or touching

According to sync, the image is 0.02 MB.

Assuming lemmy.world stores images on floppy disks a diameter of 200mm that have a capacity of 80 kB, floppy disks store information on the entirety of their size, writing data from one side to the other and looping back to the other side when reaching the end of a row(i realized only after i did the math that floppy disks dont work like that) and i didnt make any mistakes in the math i am too lazy to explain in this reply, the distance between pieces is between 7 and 142 mm

142 mm, compared to the distance between stars, is a very short distance, meaning that, in this situation, the en passant is a legal move

Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

holy hell you did the math

Socsa@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

How can I find out more about this move?

SorteKanin@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 2y

the en passant is a legal move

Don't you even know the rules of chess? En passant is not just legal, it is forced.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

It might not be legal for you and me but it's for sure legal for the ruling class

Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

It's only legal if you have enough boards

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y

It violates the principle of locality, and therefore the speed of light as the highest speed allowed in the universe.

Therefore, this truly does violate a law of nature, and is therefore illegal.

SorteKanin@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 2y

It is actually forced

Artyom@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y

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sag@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Oh Shit, here we go again.

aeharding@vger.social · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

See you on the front page

sag@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Yea, Please do it lemmy

explore_broaden@midwest.social · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The image has like two pixels per square now

morrowind@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

Just over 6 pixels/square

TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y

This is getting out of hand.

thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

We can still do it folks

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I don't know how or why this is a thing, but I'm here for it & you've got a new subscriber!

Maalus@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Well, they added a double pawn move to speed up games, but it broke the game a bit and so they added en passant to balance it out. Don't worry, a lot of people who don't play chess regularly, forgets this rule

icosahedron@ttrpg.network · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

holy too thin to tap on!

jaybone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I’m on my phone. I don’t even know what’s going on here.

STOMPYI@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Witnessing history

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

not particularly important history, just history. Like mildew in the shower, so are the days of our lives.

n3m37h@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Last I saw (5 min ago) the 512 had 30 odd upvotes.

Guess that was comments and not upvotes. I need sleep...

Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sleep is for the weak.

However, without sleep, you become sleepy, and sleepiness is weakness.

Therefore, sleep is for the sleepy.

swab148@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y

I love it

aeharding@vger.social · 11 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Tf is going on here

ಥ_ಥ

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You ever hear an old story about rice on a chessboard?

urda@lebowski.social · 6 pts · 2y

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xspurnx@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well, but that's not it...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/En_passant

arudesalad@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

I think rice is reddit's version of this post. Also relevant xkcd

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 9 pts · 2y

Hey-o purple man

FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2y

Here is an older one for context. It's a little easier to see the image this way.

https://lemmy.today/post/11379716

sag@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

Need 408 more upvotes

Snoopey@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

20 votes to go!!

Edit: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL

diegantobass@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

En passant par là, j'ai vu le pion noir se faire manger.

loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y

I need this in my life. I am not yet ready to give up. I grew accustomed to this. Let's make it happen! We're all tech people, we know we can just upvote this post the way it needs to be. Its not nice, noone likes to press the trigger on dying deer we just hit with our car, but someone has to do it. The suffering introduced is greater if the trigger is not pressed. Do the right thing.

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Holy hell

itszednotzee@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y

This is epic

MindTraveller@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

DOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIT!

Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Gonna try and get some friends onto Lemmy, so this can get to the next goal.

smokebuddy@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 2y

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greencactus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Yayyyyy, we've done it!!!