I know for absolutely fucking sure I won't be at the proverbial "top" of society. But since I moved out of my parents house, I've slowly been making my way into a solid middle class, fairly comfortable position. I'm a dad, a husband, a typical working class American and I'm pretty satisfied right now.
So we'll see, I'll keep moving up, but I'm not going to break the middle of anything.
Not Difficult: the harrowing tale of a man who should not have existed, didn't know how, failed professionally, socially, and academically, and still managed to put the fucking shopping carts back when he was done
So you are an anti-semetic narcissist with daddy issues that is in love with a hooker and your 12 bros all fondly remember the time a few Italian soldiers nailed you on a mountain, got it.
37 Comments
MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 2y
One Thing After Another.
krakenfury@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 2y
The Man Who Never Took Anything Seriously
dumbass@leminal.space · 11 pts · 2y
Stoned: How one man did something somewhere with someone.. I think.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
A downward spiral, how I gained a new perspective on repeating cycles.
Thorry84@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 2y
A 1000 ways to suck, a practical guide for how not to live your life.
no_kill_i@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y
"Big Dreams, Little Outcomes"
Or
"Sailing the Seas of Mediocrity" WARNING: Contents not as exciting as the title.
Dekkia@this.doesnotcut.it · 9 pts · 2y
Tja
Today@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Friend and i were just talking about writing a series of autobiographical stories called "Wait...what?"
hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y
"I Die at the End"
RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Ever Upward to the Middle.
I know for absolutely fucking sure I won't be at the proverbial "top" of society. But since I moved out of my parents house, I've slowly been making my way into a solid middle class, fairly comfortable position. I'm a dad, a husband, a typical working class American and I'm pretty satisfied right now.
So we'll see, I'll keep moving up, but I'm not going to break the middle of anything.
Cybermonk_Taiji@r.nf · 7 pts · 2y
Sammirr@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y
From West to East: Not the usual road traveled
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Not Difficult: the harrowing tale of a man who should not have existed, didn't know how, failed professionally, socially, and academically, and still managed to put the fucking shopping carts back when he was done
scott@lem.free.as · 4 pts · 2y
"Wait. What?"
Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
This Bastard is so Lazy, this Book is Just a Pamphlet
PiJiNWiNg@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
HurlingDurling@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
CHAOS
A story of absolute and unadulterated chaos
And the reviews would look like this
"Everything happening all at once..." - Rolling stone
"What the fuck is the main story here?" - Like Magazine
"What did I just watch?" - some random movie patron
Taniwha420@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Canada's Brightest Ditch-Digger
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
How to Waste Your Potential by Taking the Easy Path at Every Key Moment
arxdat@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Somehow, I manage
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2y
Hobby Spider
rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Don't Bother Reading
FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
Unfiltered insanity: a story of extreme ups and downs
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
"Haha, There Goes The Paint Locker!"
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
CaptKoala@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
A multitude of fuckups.
MetricIsRight@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Buckle Up, Disappointment Awaits!
kionite231@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
How A Man Changes
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Intensely Human
One autistic man’s struggle to fit in without breaking
Corno@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
From stickmen to angels: The life of a self-taught artist
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl · 2 pts · 2y
Never lucky
dotslashme@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 2y
Living with imaginary friends
Dalek_Thal@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
All This Shit is Weird:
The Dalek_Thal Story
xilona@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Yes, You can!
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2y
I see you have nothing better to do
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Huh, Aussiemandeus.
bestusername@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
The New Testament...
😉
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
So you are an anti-semetic narcissist with daddy issues that is in love with a hooker and your 12 bros all fondly remember the time a few Italian soldiers nailed you on a mountain, got it.
bestusername@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Nail
itme!