Workers might have to ditch the 9-5 for 6-2 because of climate change, University of Oxford study says

It's time for 9-2

Change the headline to “Businesses might have to switch to 6-2” and look how ridiculous this sounds. Because they would also have a 2-9 shift. “Get back in your cage worker, we’re getting rid of that pesky 9-5”. Think of the value we’ll create for shareholders!