Neighborhood watch

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12 Comments

NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y (4 replies)

What would make a dildo "industrial strength"? What industry would require such strength? Surely the porn industry, but are non-industrial-strength dildoes so flimsy that they will fall apart regularly? I kind of feel like if you need an industrial-strength dildo, there are far more problems than an industrial-strength dildo would solve.

chaogomu@kbin.social · 15 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Industrial strength can mean two things here. Either it's the size of the dildos, or it's the fact that they can be used almost 24/7 for years on end without noticeable material degradation.

Possibly both things.

NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

they can be used almost 24/7 for years on end

Great. Now I have MORE questions!

chaogomu@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y

Likely polished stainless steel with a replaceable silicone sheath over top of it.

6mementomori@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

you can't figure it out, it's a trade secret smh

Aceticon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

"Adult size diapers (extra thick)"

"Sheep pleasuring kit"

"Vampire grooming kit"

"Fake muscles (pump included)"

"My Little Pony Sex Doll"

"Neighbour surveillance kit (now with improved directional microphone)"

HelloHotel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

You laugh, but I have encoumtered wierder and have seen at least one of these things on shadey online marketplaces.

ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 3y

I've heard there are companies that provide novelty packaging like this. Best to send it with signature required.

HubertManne@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Is it empty? Because if it is that would make me so mad if you put it on my porch.

Simplesyrup@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y

The most descret packaging

13esq@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Does he really like to do that? Or does he just like to photoshop pictures of boxes on porches and pretend that he does.

z500@startrek.website · 3 pts · 3y

Black & Decker dildos