(whispering) “I’m gonna tell you this just once, so listen good. You’re gonna tell me what I want to know because I got my nose buried so goddamn deep in your ear that all it’ll take is one little white lie before I’m performing brain surgery on you. And the fact that you’re not dead after I said that should tell you that I ain’t fucking around. Now, are you going to tell me where the fuck Geppetto is, or do I need to tell you about the biggest fish I ever caught?”
17 Comments
Triyfer@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
I have these strings
To hold you down
I tie them tight, you can't burst out
You might scream
But I'm happy
I've got your skin on me
paddirn@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
(whispering) “I’m gonna tell you this just once, so listen good. You’re gonna tell me what I want to know because I got my nose buried so goddamn deep in your ear that all it’ll take is one little white lie before I’m performing brain surgery on you. And the fact that you’re not dead after I said that should tell you that I ain’t fucking around. Now, are you going to tell me where the fuck Geppetto is, or do I need to tell you about the biggest fish I ever caught?”
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
I read this in cheery/ high pitched version of Liam Neeson’s voice and it was great.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Gonna have to catch an even bigger fish.
pyrflie@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y
Asudox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Explain the nose growing.
pyrflie@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I don't know, but as a person of the Hebraic persuasion, I sympathize.
indianboy42@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Must be why I'm such a pussy 😎
pyrflie@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y
indianboy42@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Chill, it's just a joke, and not even one at your expense
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Christian church approves this message and invites you to the next local communion.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I've said for years that Jesus is an inverse zombie. Living people consume his flesh.
bruhduh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
c/twosentencehorror
dumbass@leminal.space · 3 pts · 2y
I could fight him.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Don’t fight children.
dumbass@leminal.space · 2 pts · 2y
If that child is coming to take my flesh, imma fight that kid.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
Haaaaaaa! This was awesome.
muculent@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM2Wz6NdPZs
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