"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
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Seraph@fedia.io · 27 pts · 2y
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
samus12345@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"
RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Where is Life and how do I make them pay for what they've done to me?
samus12345@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
This guy:
placatedmayhem@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Source: https://www.catscafecomics.com/post/190403521540/slice-of-life
graphito@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
thanks, mate!
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
If I ever catch that fucker, there'll be hell to pay!
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
Kiwi's gonna make life his bitch, diakatana style.
samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
He's gonna make Life cry like an anime fan on prom night!