True fact

752 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world

13 Comments

spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Can confirm: He stole my girl.

He stole me too.

The rest of the guy:

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

HolidayGreed@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 2y

punkaccountant@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You know…I always thought that cat feets were universally adorable. Then I got my massive orange tabby who has the LONGEST toes I have ever seen on a cat. They are truly disgusting and I tell him so daily (but still kiss them all the time while choking back vomit) >.<

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

send cat feet pics

BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

w h a t

Cyanity@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

it's just a different way of saying "i like to choke on long toes"

HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You should always test her for toxoplasmosis before you marry.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Yes because if she already has it, she can't become first-time infected during pregnancy, which would be dangerous to the fetus.

Num10ck@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

why don't fur boots come with jelly beans?

MelonYellow@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y

Little death mittens

PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

I don't see feet, I see mittens

theedqueen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

This is great. I miss r/kittykankles