DnD with non-native English speakers

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mozz@mbin.grits.dev · 104 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I was once involved in a business enterprise with a man who wasn't a native speaker

I had talked to a child about buying some of our stuff, and he was psyched about it and went off to fetch a parent to complete the transaction

I was talking with my colleague about it in the interim, and said of the kid "he was sold" as a way of summarizing his receptiveness to my pitch about our products

My colleague became very alarmed. What do you mean, sold? Who bought him? What do you mean?

It took a while to explain.

zaph@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

"well the kid is sold, now I just gotta sell the parents too"

Kichae@lemmy.ca · 59 pts · 2y (3 replies)

"Roll acrobatics, I guess."

"Natural 20!"

"Ok... You contort your body in ways that no humanoid creature should be able to, and successfully fit inside the jar.

"Can I get everyone else to make a Wisdom saving throw, please?

"Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh.

"Ok, everybody else now thinks you're a djinni."

samus12345@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If the whole door is a jar, it's probably easy to fit in.

UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well, how big is a djinis front door?

samus12345@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Depends on the size of the djinni. Not all of them are enslaved in lamps and such, you know!

Ack@lemmy.ca · 52 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Later the rogue was eaten by a gazebo. :)

jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Chronographs@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 2y

Thank you, I tried to search “gazebo problem” and didn’t come up with anything

Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 2y

The gazebo is in the right, the rogue shot first

TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

I thought it was Eric the Paladin. I remember because I have a ttrpg friend named Eric who we mocked in a friendly way about that story.

witty_username@feddit.nl · 28 pts · 2y (2 replies)

And then they find atire

elxeno@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I climb into the tire

Muscar@discuss.online · 7 pts · 2y

Ah, but you did not know if it was open or not.

sbv@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 2y

just tabaxi things

_NetNomad@kbin.run · 12 pts · 2y

that's just me playing Zork

Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Hilarious that I was listening to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ69ny57pR0 when this post popped on my tiny display thing

Maven@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y

Jazz Emu is a perfect human being

MacedWindow@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Thanks for sharing this, just subscribed!

Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

No problems, Jazz Emu is a very underrated artist and deserves more attention.

timgrant@ttrpg.network · 8 pts · 2y

This can happen with new players who are native English speakers too, as D&D has a fair deal of vocabulary not everyone knows. Words like charisma and melee really got popularized by D&D.

Deep cut here: When I was a kid (ages past) and first heard friends talk about D&D, I thought there was a lens to keep you on the border. And without it, you might go straight Into The Unknown.

Logh@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

More like Bill Hicks on acid playing dnd…

Ensign_Seitler@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y

Im pretty sure I saw this as a visual gag in a Muppet Babies comic book in the 80s! I think it was issue #13… I might still have it packed away somewhere

sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 2y

"Your party is walking along when you come upon a wizard in a jar. Do you let him out?" (h/t to Adam Savidan.)