c/lemmyshitpost · by Exusia@lemmy.world · 2yMusic to my Ear 598 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
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pigup@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Fun science fact. Crabs are always shit talking and making "yo mama" jokes.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
And, unlike lobsters*, they all talk with a hoarse Brooklyn accent.
"HEY! I'm scuttling heah!"
*who, as everyone knows, sing with a generically Caribbean accent
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I thought they always said "Whos your Daddy!"
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Go on. Try.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Works in a pinch!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Well, not always, not if fren.
Like Casper the Halloween Mooncrab, such a polite cutie.
Pringles@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
^chit chit Chit CHIT CHIT SNAP Chit chit munch munch munch
OppositeOfOxymoron@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 2y
I always heard this joke as "If you hold a stoat up to your ear, you can hear the sound of your own voice, screaming."
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Ears are not the preferred food of the crab, but they're quite adaptable.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y
Adaptable ears!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Sounds hurty.
dudinax@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
I'm pretty sure it sounds like "dad-u-chuk?" and "did-a-chick" and such.