!You lying cock! Cheating turkey-stuffer! Gtfo of my nest. Spreading your seed like a fowl-mouthed mother-pecker! And bring that chicken-ass looking tit-faced wormeater with you on your way to hell!<
Harold! Harold look at me. It was 3am Harold. You tripped over the eggs and landed on me. If you EVER come home that drunk on rotting fruit AGAIN I swear to god I am rolling all of your eggs out of the nest and moving in with my sister.
17 Comments
MisterNeon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
"... and finally that man has a freshly washed car. So you're going to fly over there and do your GOD DAMN DUTY as a bird. Make us all proud, son."
zeet@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Oh, my, god. Pecky, look at her cloaca. It is so big.
dotdi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
[Bird noises]
thisNotMyName@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
The bird feeder? Sure, just fly three miles in that direction
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Attack now! No retreat!
darelik@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Mango@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
How is this related?
Mango@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It's what the bird is saying. Are you an AI?
AwakeNotWoke@hilariouschaos.com · 2 pts · 2y
Its Nucking Fot!
ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
G...T...F...O...
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Yo, Tweety. Bitch ass Polly keeps talking shit.
Pothetato@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Would ya look at that. Just look at it.
Bertuccio@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I did. I did see a putty-tat!
germtm_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
that one scene from Tom and Jerry where Tom hires some goons to hunt Jerry.
FollyDolly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Harold! Harold look at me. It was 3am Harold. You tripped over the eggs and landed on me. If you EVER come home that drunk on rotting fruit AGAIN I swear to god I am rolling all of your eggs out of the nest and moving in with my sister.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
"You need to leave!"