Welcome to Ask Jesus

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Please make thyneself at home and have a look around.

For urgent matters I can be reached by mentioning me at @Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com

(Not wishes. I've already said, - only prayers - I am Jesus, not the Wish Master. Which, he's been booked up until July of 2037, I actually feel kinda bad for the guy, his work ethic is impeccable and his wife is an absolute saint. She literally is, but her department is on the top floor of heaven, I always make sure to say hello though.)

Love, peace, and serenity

Jesus