Mallards like fucking other dead mallards.
PosItive necrophilia?
Not just necrophilia.
Homosexual necrophilic gang rape.
Don’t look into how ducks mate, children.
What you should look into is what Donald Duck's dick would look like.
As someone with a small flock, this is empirically accurate.
Until milkshakes get involved.
5 Comments
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Mallards like fucking other dead mallards.
PosItive necrophilia?
DScratch@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Not just necrophilia.
Homosexual necrophilic gang rape.
Don’t look into how ducks mate, children.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
What you should look into is what Donald Duck's dick would look like.
AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y
As someone with a small flock, this is empirically accurate.
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 3 pts · 2y
Until milkshakes get involved.