6-year-old Mark Buffet has posed a question that has left his mother, Nancy Buffet, both bewildered and concerned: “Mom, are there any other fairies like the Tooth Fairy that pay money for human body parts?”
The question reportedly arose yesterday morning after Mark found $5 under his pillow in exchange for his latest lost tooth, sparking an entrepreneurial curiosity about the potential fortune he could make if something like the appendix fairy exists.
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20 Comments
lugal@lemmy.ml · 42 pts · 2y
I wouldn't call them fairies but who am I to judge
tattletaletimes@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
maybe the Appendix Goblin instead of Appendix Fairy? 😀
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
I have personally met the Ass Goblin so there's probably one for the appendix, too
tattletaletimes@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
I have a feeling if I googled this I'd get a lot of results from Deviant Art
jaybone@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Ok Hollywood
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Lmaydev@programming.dev · 33 pts · 2y
Tooth fairies are the nicest species in the bone fairy group
jrwperformance@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
There's the finger-nail fairy and the random body-hair fairy. But they don't leave money under the pillow, they leave change in the couch cushions.
GreatTitEnthusiast@mander.xyz · 18 pts · 2y
There aren't other fairies but you should keep a little dirt under your pillow for the Dirt Man
Notthemama@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Otherwise known as the night man, aaaAAAAHHH.
merari42@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Hey, the kidney fairy gives you a bath tub full of ice for your kidneys
tattletaletimes@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
somewhat uneven trade but not all trades can be fair
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
That's why trade negotiations and global alliances are so important.
waigl@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
I think those fairies are called "black market organ dealers".
Notthemama@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
They are probably still flying!🤣
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
Ok, see, here's an actual real reason I would go back in time for. So I could ask this.
tpihkal@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
$5‽
tattletaletimes@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Inflation! Unlike the company I work for, the tooth fairy accounts for inflation with their payouts
VelvetStorm@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Another great article! These light-hearted reads help my mood every time I read them.
tattletaletimes@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
thank you so much!
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y