Ernie Takes it to the Next Step

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A photograph of Ernie smiling quite happily. Ernie is holding a plant.

Text underneath says I like to use my victims as fertilizer to grow small plants, which I then send to the victim's family as a condolence present. Most people neglect potted plants they receive as gifts. So, in a way, it's like they're letting their children die all over again.

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5 Comments

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Jeez, this one is dark. I mean, bertstrips is usually dark, but this one is extra dark.

Senseless@feddit.de · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I like my jokes like my coffee.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 2y

Black humor is like food: not every one gets it

RegalPotoo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Dry. Fermented. In a burlap sack.

prex@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y

Black, bitter & keeping you awake at night?