Two guys walk into a bar...

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16 Comments

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 25 pts · 2y

Ok, I liked this more than I should. Pointless in the best way.

emptyother@programming.dev · 21 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Someone should move that bar before anyone get hurt.

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But that wouldn't be fair to all the people that already walked into the bar!

emptyother@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y

Are you really bringing politics into MY bar?

Good, it could need some. *Hangs up a rainbow flag to make the bar easier to spot AND to piss off anyone who thinks "politics has no place on bars".*

brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Stop lowering the bar!

ows@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Omg. That's what the bubumche means. I never got that. No one ever explained. Hahaha. Genuinely thought it meant "that's the punch line", amazing. I'm halfway through life and still catching up. I am definitely more into the pointless style joke posted by OP.

Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I dunno, I still think it's just a punchline marker.

ows@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Clearly it is, but I'd missed anything about it being the sound of 2 people managing into something and perhaps it landing on the floor.

aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Two drums and a cymbal roll off a cliff

ech@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Hah! Classic.

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Is there a rabbi or priest there?

SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

Yes, but they're both the same person, and also the bartender.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No but there's a chemist drinking water and his friend spitting out some hydrogen peroxide

emptyother@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y

So... Roll for initiative then?

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

The she turned around and said… so I turned around and said…