Eldritch Potato

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8 Comments

Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 84 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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cowboydiplomat@startrek.website · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You can afford to send out more shoots than a seraphim has eyes when you were born from the ground gently swaddled in a metric fuckton of starch you generational wealth inheriting bastard.

You really have a way with words 😂

Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
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expatriado@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

poor thing, tried really hard till the last minute

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

It tried so hard and grew so far, but in the end it didn't find the right matter.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Tried really hard to summon a portal to Oblivion.

TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl · 8 pts · 2y

Looks like the thing.

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

The potatoes are not what they seem

Cosmicomical@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

"Where's the fucking router"

cloudless@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 2y

You are growing red weed.