The most irreplaceable thing

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14 Comments

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (3 replies)

My alcoholic uncle unironically posted this to Facebook this morning at 2:31am.

STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Your uncle sound like a well cultured man

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Well pickled.

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Based drunk uncle

tekeous@usenet.lol · 23 pts · 2y

I lost brain cells reading this

fossphi@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Holy shit. This abomination maybe belongs in !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

pewpew@feddit.it · 5 pts · 2y

There is a subreddit for this: r/laughjokes which this post was probably taken from

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Translation

George finds tim at a car accident

George says to tim. Tim don't cry you can get a new car.

Tim then says to George to look in the passenger seat

George looks and proceeds to say to tim. Don't cry You can get a new girlfriend tim

Then Tim says look Again in mouth. Tim's penis was cut of

Moral of the story you can get new cars and new hoes. But you can never get a new penis also alpine Linux sucks

This is such an motivational piece of media. Has truly changed my life

buttfarts@lemy.lol · 11 pts · 2y (4 replies)

This is not even worthy as self-aware ironic cringe

Contramuffin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It is self-aware ironic cringe. This is from r/laughjokes, which is where people try to make the cringiest, unfunny jokes possible, a la Funwaa (but Funwaa does it unironically)

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My precious funwaa

TimeNaan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Gumwaa has come back into my life since I left Funwaa...

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Cope

mhague@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Memes According to Garp