Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials

https://www.theonion.com/researchers-train-mice-to-choose-between-life-saving-me-1850554785

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over_clox@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Not The Onion - Politicians and CEOs train humans to choose between life-saving medications and other essentials.

Drusas@kbin.run · 29 pts · 2y (7 replies)

That's the joke.

AmidFuror@fedia.io · 3 pts · 2y

I think they just wanted to build a model system that was closer to real patients.

over_clox@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Duh

Drusas@kbin.run · 7 pts · 2y (4 replies)

So why repeat it?

over_clox@lemmy.world · -12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You mad bro? I just rephrased it in the mostly obvious Not The Onion form. Rephrasing isn't repeating.

Drusas@kbin.run · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

No. Not sure why you're getting into a tizzy about it.

over_clox@lemmy.world · -11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You're projecting. I didn't get into a tizzy, you're the one that responded to my comment first.

I didn't mean to upset you by rephrasing the post. You can let it go now.

Drusas@kbin.run · 7 pts · 2y

I would say the same.

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Now can we train them to prefer essential oils over life-saving medicine?