All farts are funny. It's just a matter of degree

Fartology is an up and coming science.

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11 Comments

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This calculator is flawed. The allowable range of fart duration is 1-5 seconds, and I've definitely exceeded that on more than one occasion.

It's wrong on both ends. (Heh)

I've heard deafening quarter-second farts that stop all conversation in a room of 50+ people

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 2y

Can anyone get a higher number out of this?

The calculator is automatically flawed. Has no parameter for 0 kids present

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Farts in my sibling's face? Hilarious.

Farts in my face? That's like, negative funny.

It's more likely than you think.

Up and coming? Pff. It's a fade that will pass like the wind

over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I dunno, when I fart at 120 degrees Fahrenheit, shit ain't funny no more...

Should be a cool breeze, relatively speaking.

Someone pulled that formula straight out their ass

Quality shitpost