c/microblogmemes · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2yIt would be hard to focus if our floors were built from mashed potatoes. 499 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
12 Comments
JohnnyCache@lemmy.one · 84 pts · 2y
Maybe they’re calm BECAUSE the floor is food. My next meal is 10 miles away.
Fermion@feddit.nl · 34 pts · 2y
Anyone who has let cows out to pasture for the first time in spring knows that this is not always the case.
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
It's literally the cutest expression of joy
TheBenCommandments@infosec.pub · 17 pts · 2y
Here I thought they were forced to stand around in their own shit
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y
that heavily depends on the farm
RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 2y
Cows aren't solely feeded grass
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y
How do I force someone to change their username?
Edit: thanks for coming, everyone. We'll be here all week.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Ask @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world. They originally went by "Charlie".
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Why don't you tell the class what you did to make me change it?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
You see, Satan and I were at the tail end of a weeklong bender and getting kinda bored..
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
It wasn't just a weeklong bender, you fucking hippie.
You said you would always be there for me.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Right, forgot the s in weekslong 😁
Better than a celibate hippie. Those guys are WEIRD!
And I will! When the rain starts to fall claps 4 times while swimming fully clothed in a New York fountain