It would be hard to focus if our floors were built from mashed potatoes.

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JohnnyCache@lemmy.one · 84 pts · 2y

Maybe they’re calm BECAUSE the floor is food. My next meal is 10 miles away.

Fermion@feddit.nl · 34 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Anyone who has let cows out to pasture for the first time in spring knows that this is not always the case.

TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

It's literally the cutest expression of joy

TheBenCommandments@infosec.pub · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Here I thought they were forced to stand around in their own shit

carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y

that heavily depends on the farm

RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Cows aren't solely feeded grass

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y (5 replies)

How do I force someone to change their username?

Edit: thanks for coming, everyone. We'll be here all week.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Ask @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world. They originally went by "Charlie".

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Why don't you tell the class what you did to make me change it?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You see, Satan and I were at the tail end of a weeklong bender and getting kinda bored..

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It wasn't just a weeklong bender, you fucking hippie.

You said you would always be there for me.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

It wasn't just a weeklong bender

Right, forgot the s in weekslong 😁

you fucking hippie.

Better than a celibate hippie. Those guys are WEIRD!

You said you would always be there for me

And I will! When the rain starts to fall claps 4 times while swimming fully clothed in a New York fountain