Looks like paradise

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psmgx@lemmy.world · 129 pts · 2y (13 replies)

Or you're on a farm and desperately need windbreaks

NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (12 replies)

So desperate that you'll wait 50 years?

Wogi@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Closer to 10. Yes.

This is a pretty common thing in the American Midwest. You see it a lot around houses on the tops of hills, especially in new construction. It looks kinda silly for a few years but it's the best you can do sometimes.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)

it astounds me that people don't do this, really

like i tend to always pay attention to how nice a property looks when i'm travelling past it, and good god it looks so much more enjoyable when you have a bunch of shade and greenery around you!

Properties without some sort of tree/hedge wall surrounding it out in the open just look absolutely miserable and trigger a long dormant part of my brain that fears being picked off by a giant bird.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 11 pts · 2y

it astounds me that people don't do this, really

It's a fire and falling hazard having trees that close to the home. There are places here in California where you legally have to have a 100 foot wide firebreak around the building, like up around the foothills where wildfires are common.

Omgboom@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Alternatively do this with bamboo (properly contained so it doesn't spread) and it will be giant in under 1 year

WarmSoda@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

If you do that though you'll attract pandas. And they won't even procreate in your yard. Bamboo isn't worth the hassle.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

They seem cute until you find one scurrying around your kitchen in the middle of the night.

erp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You may attract python too!

WarmSoda@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

It's already on my computer. What do I do?

recklessengagement@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

How exactly does one properly contain bamboo at that scale

Omgboom@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Because Bamboo expands by sending out underground runners you have to put some type of underground barrier to stop them.

https://www.rhizomebarrier.com/how-to-contain-bamboo-a-helpful-illustrated-guide/

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I love this idea and am filing it away for the imaginary future where I own a home and need more greenery, damn it! Because it's going to be so lush and green. And there will be water and mountains and a rainbow...

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

if the internet has taught me anything and it hasn't, you can't properly contain bamboo

WarmSoda@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 2y

Delivery note:

Just leave it by the tree.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y

Delivery Notes: Look for the tiny enchanted forest off the I-95

Rustmilian@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
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Sanctus@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

I live in a cabin in the woods

I live in a cabin in the woods

I live in a cabin in the woods

egeres@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Aerial pic of my friend running archlinux in my company where everyone is using W11

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y

When your neighbour own all of the land

anonybirdy@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
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BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y

🎶outdoor… Wisconsin 🎶🎶

https://archive.org/details/tvtunes_11733

BugleFingers@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Actually this meme seems like a great spot to ask the lemmings: what structure, plant, or barrier could one use that's good for a property boundary that would give good privacy/noise reduction?

There is some length to it so bear that in mind when it comes to costs. Call it 2 acres of length to cover

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · -11 pts · 2y (7 replies)

looks like hell, actually

utterly lonely and desolate, no one to help you if you get a health issue, no amenities anywhere nearby, nowhere to take a walk, etc etc etc

actually more accurately it looks like purgatory, where you await your eternal judgement.

InFerNo@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 2y

What a weird take. You think this hedge is some magical barrier?

Psythik@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Who says that you have to live alone in his house?

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

looks like purgatory

Having visited with family that "retired out to the country", I can tell you that it feels like purgatory as well.

loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
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match@pawb.social · 4 pts · 2y

you could, live with people

ulterno@lemmy.kde.social · 1 pts · 2y

Who says you can't have an underground workshop, a gaming setup, a matrix+lemmy+mastodon server, an underground FTTH connection, an escape tunnel with a joyride leading straight to the highway and 100m below all of that, a nuclear power plant.

Ok, maybe someone will say something about the last one, but... You know?

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tiredofsametab@kbin.run · 1 pts · 2y

There could be a major road just out of frame. The trees are probably for a combination of windbreak (especially if this is amidst long stretches of open land), shade, and maybe privacy.