One day I was in Hannover on holiday. We were walking on a nice street somewhere when this weirdly beautiful pigeon landed on the ground right in front of me. It was a really gorgeous bird. An unusually pretty pigeon. And it landed in front of me almost intentionally as if to stop me. I stopped my friend who was walking alongside me, pointed at the bird and said "wow look at that beautiful pi-". Right at that moment, the winged rat looked me straight in the eyes, took a big runny shit on the ground, and fucked off. The end.

lrnz92@feddit.it · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Welp that's a long ass caption

herrvogel@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

You damn millenials with your short attention spans can't even read a caption unless it's shorter than 8 sentences smh

vk6flab@lemmy.radio · 7 pts · 2y

On a wing and a prayer striding off to the next free meal..

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Nah. Look at my shadow. I'm a carrot!

atocci@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I've got to move on and be who I am
I just don't belong here, I hope you understand
We might find our place in this world someday
But at least for now
I gotta go my own way (My own way) 🎶

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME A PIGEON.

CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

strut

hiddenSin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Nothing to grooo here.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Bird, doing bird things, on his way to file a report at the agency.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I'm perfectly safe forever.

nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

♫ makin my way downtown ♫