We've got chicken bacon and turkey bacon, is there anyone out there that'll sell me swordfish bacon (not for me, I have a pescatarian family member who'd probably think it was the funniest shit ever)
No joke, there was a plan in the US to import hippos to the Mississippi watershed as farm animals to create an industry for "Lake Cow Bacon."
It would have been an ecological disaster on a scale never before witnessed in human history, but goddamn would it be hilarious to live in a world where everyone knows Americans as the stone cold motherfuckers that domesticated the goddamned aquatic murder tanks just because they take their bacon culture that seriously.
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PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y
I wonder, does raising pork on a fishing diet change its taste?
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 2y
I think pigs have a black hole instead of a digestive system so probably not.
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y
Kirby style
NotMVD@lemmynsfw.com · 9 pts · 2y
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Ok dumber question, can fish be baconed
We've got chicken bacon and turkey bacon, is there anyone out there that'll sell me swordfish bacon (not for me, I have a pescatarian family member who'd probably think it was the funniest shit ever)
NotMVD@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 2y
You bet your ass there us:
https://bostonsmokedfish.com/product/salmon-bacon/
Trashcan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Have we tried eating hippos? They seem like something that could be similar to pigs...😅
Hybrid ocean angry pig
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
No joke, there was a plan in the US to import hippos to the Mississippi watershed as farm animals to create an industry for "Lake Cow Bacon."
It would have been an ecological disaster on a scale never before witnessed in human history, but goddamn would it be hilarious to live in a world where everyone knows Americans as the stone cold motherfuckers that domesticated the goddamned aquatic murder tanks just because they take their bacon culture that seriously.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
Oh is that what the Bahamas are doing?
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
comedy heaven?
Obonga@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
Funny joke bit pls dont. The seas are overfished as fuck.
MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Kelp and seaweed, perhaps?
Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Prandom_returns@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Mmm... Microplaaaastics...
MilitantVegan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Counts. Isea pork, I eat it.
Revan343@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 2y
Fat floats, so that shouldn't be too difficult
creditCrazy@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
It's called the see food diet
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y
I'm pretty sure that's what they used to do to be able/allowed to eat meat during lent