bip bip

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What heart makes a bip noise. It’s lub dub unless there’s a murmur.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Mine goes wub wub wub. Then the beat drops

chtk@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

lub dub

We need jungle, I'm afraid.

v4ld1z@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y

I'm wondering how many years it'll take for this sample to be up there with all the other classic samples of jungle and dnb

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It's a two beat, ba-bum. Which is Morse code for the letter A. Which means your heart is constantly screaming.

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Princess Diana's driver's heart: "Floor it, coward."

sirico@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My heart keeps saying no more cheese it's clearly an idiot

That's not your heart that's your veins. The heart says more cheese grommit.

hasecilu@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Your heart starts doing morse code 💀

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

I moved to Hessen because my heart told me to do it in morse code

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"Hmm... It's either saying 'kill your family' or 'bill loves emily.' I can't really tell."

You don't want to mix those up. You could really hurt Emily's feelings.

Hard to tell when it's muffled by the ribcage

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Heart, feelings, gut.. silly sounding synonyms.

Listen to your heart. No.