"You can pay me with the fallen"

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14 Comments

Etterra@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Well you're asking for swordsman to fight skeletons, that's your first mistake. What you need is a steel drivin' man.

lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

“I need a hammersman to fight a skeleton army”

mosiacmango@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Just really, really blunt the swords edges.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

While according to the rules of most RPGs you are technically correct, and therefore according to Futurama the best kind of correct, it still won't work that way.

MindTraveller@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

This is Swords comic

NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 34 pts · 2y (8 replies)

They're Undead.

Blunt, not edged. They resist edged weapons.

PugJesus@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"I need to unsharpen my blade"

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

"Oh... So, scabbard on I guess."

justaderp@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I would think a two-hander is massive enough to be a blunt weapon if turned sideways, striking with the flat of the sword. But, my opinion is really uninformed.

NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'd allow it, at my table.

Using the flat of your blade is a valid tactic for blunting blows, be it against undead or to incapacitate a target.

But I'd also give you a slight disadvantage, as you're now going to be fighting your blade becoming a fan.

scrion@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'd also decrease the damage a bit if actually used as a bludgeoning weapon.

NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Yeah, that'd be fair, and it's how I normally treat using the shaft of a pole weapon as staff.

Unless it's a Monk. Damn them, and their versatility!

PugJesus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
errer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Can’t gnaw on shattered bones