- Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.
- One grain of rice in A1
- White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns
- All previously played moves get played again.
- All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook.
- Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.
- Castle with the enemy rook.
week 1: top 7 comments get played in a random order, legal or not
28 Comments
Ludrol@szmer.info · 24 pts · 2y
Where are the pawns? WHERE ARE THE PAWNS!?
Edit: This needs additional explanation. What was the order of the moves and how did you interpret them.
"Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy." ❌
"One grain of rice in A1" ✅
"Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen." ❌
"Castle with the enemy rook." ✅
"All previously played moves get played again." ✅
"White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns" ❌
"All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook." ❌
There are two additional queens from nowhere, while no kings are present. That wasn't in any move.
This is not reddit. We have standards.
Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
the pawns all got killed, they werent powerful enough
my brain read kings pawn as king
No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
I mean, it is definitely anarchy
synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2y
I see two gains of rice in A1
Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Because it was played twice
synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
Good catch, I stand corrected
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 2y
Can you please share the list of moves you did? I hope that this gets in the top 7 or that you do in anyway
Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
ok but if it gets in the top 7 i will skip it
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
Fair enough
xxd@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 2y
Every piece rotates 78° clockwise
Olap@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Kings decide to come out of hiding, and come out at the same time holding hands and rainbow flags
Ludrol@szmer.info · 8 pts · 2y
The skip button is added to b5 from "stanley parable ultra deluxe". If pressed additional 7 comments got played.
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Which comments?
Ludrol@szmer.info · 2 pts · 2y
I would say top ones. So like 14 top comments get played instead of 7.
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
A knight notices their horse is tired and leaves it at the stables, instead fighting on foot.
Darkard@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
GDI construction yard deploys G4
1rre@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y
Black gets a licence to crenellate and installs walls and cannons around each of their rooks
callyral@pawb.social · 4 pts · 2y
♞f3+ (knight to f3, check)
pick whichever knight. since there aren't any kings, just create one so that it is checked.
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Bomb to d5 (similar to bomberman logic, bomb is kickable when you try to move into it and has three blocks explosion size, the bomb explodes three turns later)
No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
Pawns killed in step 1 rise up as the zombies from plants versus zombies
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
"That's a rock not a rook, where did the rook go?! Oh shit!"
01101000_01101001@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
e8=K+
Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
White queen has to choose between meeting a king or a bear.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Drone strike d4
IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
One random piece becomes Pinkie Pie.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
16 zombi pawns break trough the ground along the 3-6 row
Haaveilija@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
The melting glaciers caused by the climate changw cause the water level to rise and make one row and column from each edge of the board blue and unusable.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y
Trap card is triggered and unleashes Blue-eyes White Dragon.