We finally got a chance to put up my Father's Day present: Tree faces!

This tree face was on the other side of the yard.

We just lost two trees in the backyard because of a huge storm, so this feels like a good way to let our trees in the front yard know we still care.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Well that’s fucking horrifying.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I feel it's high time trees get to let us know how they feel.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 2y

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

-Jack Handy

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Do you ever worry about them getting angry and starting a revolt?

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

By worry, do you mean hope?

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

These things crack me up

safesyrup@lemmy.hogru.ch · 8 pts · 2y (6 replies)

This is funny and horrifying at the same time :D

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

That is what we were going for!

ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I wanted to buy these and use them as Halloween decorations. I have glow in the dark paint. So, I planning to enhance them some.

safesyrup@lemmy.hogru.ch · 3 pts · 2y

Ok this is straight up only scary now. I like the idea tho!

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I have tried multiple brands of glow-in-the-dark paint for Halloween things and I have always been disappointed, so if you know a brand that works, please tell me about it. Because everything I've used does not glow as much as, say, a glow-in-the-dark shirt.

ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What I bought was something basic from Amazon. My trick was using a dedicated UV flashlight strategically placed. It wasn't an amazing effect, but it worked.

FolkArt glow in the dark Acrylic paint, 8 oz, Neutral 8 Fl Oz

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

The UV flashlight is a great idea! Thanks for the link!

MacedWindow@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I got these for my dad as a kid and later he cut the trees down. Always felt partially responsible.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Did he laugh maniacally as he did it?

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Careful, you may have just started an Entmoot

capital@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Danquebec@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

I started seeing them in my neighborhood. What's going on?

Etterra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Why put up a Green Man face when instead you can add this unsettling collage.

i_have_some_enemies@welppp.com · 1 pts · 2y
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