I stopped watching TV when I was six months old
Because it was so boring and stupid
And started reading books
And going to recitals
And art galleries
I don't go to recitals anymore
Because my hearing is too sensitive
And I don't go to art galleries anymore
Because there are people there
And I can't deal with people
Because they don't understand me
I stay home
Reading books that are beneath me
And working on my work
Which no one understands
This question phills me with sadness. The world is philled with uncultured philistines. I’ll have to console myself with some philafels, and phillatio. to phil you in, that’s “Philthy Animal”. He philled the role of drummer in Motörhead
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numbermess@fedia.io · 14 pts · 2y
I stopped watching TV when I was six months old Because it was so boring and stupid And started reading books And going to recitals And art galleries
I don't go to recitals anymore Because my hearing is too sensitive And I don't go to art galleries anymore Because there are people there And I can't deal with people Because they don't understand me
I stay home Reading books that are beneath me And working on my work Which no one understands
I am sensitive I am a sensitive artist
-- King Missile
Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time, it's detachable.
-- King Missile
MelonYellow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Goddamnit that's perfect
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Punctuation is cool.
Nomad@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
But they were
Blackout@kbin.run · 5 pts · 2y
Is that guy's name Murderface by chance?
tulliandar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
This question phills me with sadness. The world is philled with uncultured philistines. I’ll have to console myself with some philafels, and phillatio. to phil you in, that’s “Philthy Animal”. He philled the role of drummer in Motörhead