c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2yHearts and lungs are for losers. 475 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 64 pts · 2y
I also like not wearing the stethoscope whine using it
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 2y
if your stethoscope whines while you're using it you may be pressing it to hard on your patient
cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 2y
Ears are for losers.
Norgur@fedia.io · 39 pts · 2y
Chiropractor at work: Whatever is wrong with you, as long as I get to crack some joints, you will not die of anything, pinky promise!
Hahah_Montana@lemmy.wtf · 20 pts · 2y
A moment of silence for all those who have died of joint-crack disease 😔...
otter@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 2y
It's actually a big enough problem for warnings about it:
turbowafflz@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
My high school environmental science teacher had an aneurism at a chiropractor's office. They didn't even believe her and wouldn't call an ambulance for her at first.
Hahah_Montana@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 2y
Jfc
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one · 6 pts · 2y
That sounds like a debuff from Morrowind or something
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Acupuncturist: Hold my beer while I open your 8 gates of Ki