The hungry hungry caterpillar cake will now consume itself

smashes in your door

Ȩ̸̲̝̘͙͈́͑̌̿̎̑̉̃̈́͝a̷̢͚̝̖͔̭͇͍̙̥̝̮̋͜ͅͅt̴͉̀̄́͒̈́́̍͊̈̑̀͐ ̵͉͆̆̏͘̕ỡ̴̧͓̃̓̀̉̓̅̚f̸̨̛͍̗̯̲̪̼̪̖̗̖̊̀͐̾̈͜͝ͅͅ ̶̢̰̫̜̣͎̮̳̫̱͉̓͌̽̎ḿ̵̨̡̡̪̙̯̫̘̙̰̲̭̲̯̞̊̈́̈̐̀̕ẙ̷̛̪̮͙̫̞̪̯̆͗̇̏͛͛͗͐́̕̕̕͝ ̷̢̳͕̬͓̱̑f̸̧̞̯̯͇̩͓̙̜̼̳̝̗̗̒͑̈͗̑͛̽́͗̈́̉l̴̨͍̉͊͋̃͂͛̈̓͝ë̵̢̟̥̺̻͈͚͉̪́̍͜ṣ̴͚̣͓̐̒̑̓̓̽̓͝h̶͐̕͜ ̴̢̗͓̦̤͔̜͈̯͉̯̖͋̔ç̸̛̱̭̓̈́̽̇͂̉̎̍͋̈̔́̚͝h̶̡͉̠̰̻̬̞̼͔̝̲̭̞͎͂̅̾̒̈́̉͒́͘͜͠į̵̛̝̬̤̼͂̿̒̏̿̀̅̿̾̋̾̎͘ḻ̴̖̰̺͎̑̄̒͋́̆̓͒͋̍̔d̸̡͚̦̯̪͍̩͚͚̦͕͙͗̓͒́̈́̇̍͒̒̾͜͠͝ͅr̴̟̀̀̇̔̈́͗̂̉̒͗̑̆͠͝͝e̵͎̥͍̮͈̲͖̟̊̿͝ṅ̴̨̛̝̖̬̜͙̿͐͂̐͊̈́͝͠

*panicked screams

b̷̡̈́͑͗͝e̶̛̼ ̸̺̻̻̖͚̥͇̋́́n̴̜̬̘̄̋͛̃̇͌́̐̒o̵͚͕̘͛͆̏͜t̸̡̢̲͔̭͔̤͕̘̪̦̏͋̅̆͒̒̍̒̿̑͝͝ ̷̹͍̦̜̭̜̜̳̦͛̄͗͛̀̅͘ặ̵̹̗̟̩̀̄̎̿͆͑͋f̶̤͎͓̯̯͈̤͆́͋͘ͅr̴͈̝̮̣͌̈́̓͋a̸̬͖̺̩̞̎́́͗͊̌̈́̀̾ͅį̶̛͍͖͎͉̞̜̰̭̪͑̓͂̆͆͆͜͝ͅd̸̳͙͇͉̀͌͋̽͂́͆̓

That's not a slice of himself, he's a cannibal