What a coincidence, because I saw a dead mouse on my front lawn yesterday when I went out to trim the grass. I know there’s a stray cat in my neighborhood so I’m pretty sure it’s the one shitting in my backyard (dogs can’t possibly get over the fence) and leaving dead rodents.
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alester82@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
Fixed it
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Thank
IkarusHagen2@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y
Thanks mate, gonna KFC it
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y
Better with the top line cut off
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Next time I'll be circumcising the meme
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Better a cat gifts you a dead rat than a grown-ass man gifts you a living rat, like I always say.
And rats are social animals that gets lonely, so the least he could have done is gift a pair of rats.
scytale@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
What a coincidence, because I saw a dead mouse on my front lawn yesterday when I went out to trim the grass. I know there’s a stray cat in my neighborhood so I’m pretty sure it’s the one shitting in my backyard (dogs can’t possibly get over the fence) and leaving dead rodents.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
If it's leaving you gifts that means the cat is yours!