They keep on skipping their visits to the oculist

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Lemminary@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Those are strictly business records! Of... err... trafficking something or other. Who knows, he's perfect and can't possibly do evil. Look, he's got immunity, ok??

bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 2y

If it’s an official act they let you do it.

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 2y

To find the fox in the henhouse, look for the creature that looks like a fox, is picking off the chickens, and has half the other chickens convinced that they're somehow not going to be next.

TheLowestStone@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They just need to look at their Presidential candidate.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y

There were very good people on both sides of the entrance to that plane.