As an adult I sometimes realise I could just go out in my car and buy cake if I had a car and a whole-ass cake wasn't an expense I'd have to budget for before impulse-buying on a whim ):
They never said there are no consequences. Being an adult means making that decision yourself, rather than having a parent tell you "no." Being an adult is bullshit.
As an adult with kids, there is nothing more satisfying than to stealthily eat sweets, while your kids play in the same room. And not get noticed. Very hard to pull off. But so satisfying. Because you can think about eating chocolate and they come running.
14 Comments
UhBell@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
Me IRL :(
BitingChaos@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
F
CatpainTypo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
Or just make it in a cup in the microwave at 2am. Thatās when the need is real.
Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 3y
As an adult I sometimes realise I could just go out in my car and buy cake if I had a car and a whole-ass cake wasn't an expense I'd have to budget for before impulse-buying on a whim ):
Keepitpushin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Guess you never heard about diabetes
Ritsu4Life@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Or the rising inflation
Nathandee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Aw man..
Ritsu4Life@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
So we back in time
Squirrel@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 3y
They never said there are no consequences. Being an adult means making that decision yourself, rather than having a parent tell you "no." Being an adult is bullshit.
santos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
I make cake for a living.
AA5B@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
As an adult whose kids are moving out to college, I always forget how sick I can make myself buying just one cake ā¦. From Costco
Ubettawerk@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y
Iāll do this occasionally then feel guilty when I canāt finish the whole cake before I have to throw it out :/
Setarkus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
I prefer eating over the span of two days and them feeling guilty about eating so much so fast. Definitely healthier
telllos@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
As an adult with kids, there is nothing more satisfying than to stealthily eat sweets, while your kids play in the same room. And not get noticed. Very hard to pull off. But so satisfying. Because you can think about eating chocolate and they come running.