I have a severe personality disorder.
My identity matrix somehow has twos, threes, sixes and even some irrational and imaginary numbers in it for good measure.
Besides, everytime I try to look it up, it's completely different from what it was last time.
I have tried issuing warranty and refund claims on my existence, but I wasn't successful.
Never have been.
I'm pretty sure if you did a dissimilarity matrix of me and myself at any given time in my life, at least soms of the numbers on the diagonal would be greater than zero.
I'm generally a normal man, I once checked the matrix of myself based of an orthonormal base and found out that I'm fully positive. Im happy ever since.
16 Comments
Creyapnilla@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Existential sudoku 🔥
illiterate_coder@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Didn't work! I used my identity matrix and I'm exactly the same as I was before.
zzzzzz@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 3y
I find that expanding
IasI=e^(iθ)•e^(-iθ)can help get you reoriented.garlicandonions@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
"Reoriented"
propaganja@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
That's racist!
hare_ware@pawb.social · 3 pts · 3y
That's because the true you was just you the whole time!
randomguy2323@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 7 pts · 3y
These are really technical memes lol
Cyprus_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Don't be so deterministic
Mercival@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
I have a severe personality disorder. My identity matrix somehow has twos, threes, sixes and even some irrational and imaginary numbers in it for good measure.
Besides, everytime I try to look it up, it's completely different from what it was last time.
I have tried issuing warranty and refund claims on my existence, but I wasn't successful.
XpeeN@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 3y
It seems you're not similar to yourself anymore
Mercival@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
Never have been. I'm pretty sure if you did a dissimilarity matrix of me and myself at any given time in my life, at least soms of the numbers on the diagonal would be greater than zero.
XpeeN@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 3y
I'm generally a normal man, I once checked the matrix of myself based of an orthonormal base and found out that I'm fully positive. Im happy ever since.
conneru64@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y
I'm not a square matrix ðŸ˜