“You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”
“Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”
I think I dated Apple back in college.
oh yeah. this is where they anounced their new file cache system called dumpster.
Shit, and here I’ve been getting it manually the whole. Now I know.
Why compile your own when you can just download?
Risk of viruses.
gentoo users whenthe
Hehe... Loads.
OH NAAAH
“TRY NOT TO DOWNLOAD ANY APPS ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!”
"well mister tim, i do also download cum"
guess that's why they're into appeasing dick taters
I download content that makes me generate cum so yeah I download cum
Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
Tim Apple is a ho with a body count of 60 billion.
Tim Cook be like
What does it say?
60 billion cum downloads
No, I mean, what was it supposed to say
60 billion cum downloads.
Thank you
Cumulative
Duh, it's the internet
25 Comments
superduperpirate@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 2y
“You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”
“Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 32 pts · 2y
I think I dated Apple back in college.
HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com · 24 pts · 2y
oh yeah. this is where they anounced their new file cache system called dumpster.
Exusia@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
paddirn@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Shit, and here I’ve been getting it manually the whole. Now I know.
Land_Strider@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Why compile your own when you can just download?
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Risk of viruses.
Jumuta@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
gentoo users whenthe
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 16 pts · 2y
Hehe... Loads.
L0wded_@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
OH NAAAH
Hux@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y
“TRY NOT TO DOWNLOAD ANY APPS ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!”
unreachable@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
"well mister tim, i do also download cum"
Delta_V@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
guess that's why they're into appeasing dick taters
kionite231@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
I download content that makes me generate cum so yeah I download cum
Coach@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 4 pts · 2y
Tim Apple is a ho with a body count of 60 billion.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Tim Cook be like
ByteMe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
What does it say?
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 23 pts · 2y
60 billion cum downloads
ByteMe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
No, I mean, what was it supposed to say
Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com · 12 pts · 2y
60 billion cum downloads.
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y
Thank you
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 2y
Cumulative
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Duh, it's the internet
Raxiel@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y