week 2: top 7 comments get played in a random order, legal or not

93 points · 31 comments · view on lemmy.world

31 Comments

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y

Two new squares appear. H9 and A0. Each contains a portal to the other.

neurospice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 36 pts · 2y
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savvywolf@pawb.social · 32 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A full set of red pieces are placed on the board on random squares.

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 2y

Communist Invasion

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 2y

The knights all unionise and start a protest

Darkard@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

GDI construction yard builds a power plant in H4

Mechanite@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Are we going for a Mammoth Tank at some point?

Olap@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Rxd6+

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Against all probability a sperm whale is called into existence along side a bowl of petunias several miles above the surface of the chess board.

Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The board is now injera and is flooded with various Ethiopian stews and vegetable dishes

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

That sounds delicious.

webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The white pieces permanently rename themselves into the black pieces.

The black pieces permanently rename themselves into the pink pieces.

They refuse any moves directed at their deadnames.

BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Run those rules sequentially, every piece is a pink piece.

webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

Didn’t think of that, i had it the other way around originally and thought the flow was better this way,

The flow of anarchy surely is.

Clasm@ttrpg.network · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

A knight on each size moves to an open field and grow to be 2x their original size.

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

electrolytes

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

each side* ?

Clasm@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 2y

Yes.

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y

Zerg Invasion

silva@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y

Each piece moves one square up, wrapping around to the start it they are at the end of the board.

No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y

The two rice corns start to play a smaller game of chess against each other

julianh@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

The Doctor arrives on h2

Jerkface@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Construct more pylons

grrk@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Both kings get afflicted with explosive diarrhea

Hellstormy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Making all squares adjacent to them brown

Darkard@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Where new board?

neurospice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 2y
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MechaGrima@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
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ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2y

Both Black Knights do the Cha-Cha Slide

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y

A giant takes a bite out of the chessboard

starlord@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

It's just a jump to the left...

WIPocket@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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msage@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y

I'm putting Teya in a face-down position

IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

One knight becomes Pinkie Pie.

xor@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 2y
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Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Black Knight to G0 for the check