Fun and games with the son of a god!

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Stovetop@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y (7 replies)
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I'm kind of amazed that people so often run to religion when their child is dying of something like cancer. If I believed in a god, that would make me stop worshiping it and I would consider it evil.

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y

Cognitive dissonance is a motherfucker.

CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
  1. Everything is his plan
  2. But you can pray to try to change his mind
  3. If it doesnt change, refer to step 1)
Stovetop@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
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Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y

That would be one of my first complaints, if I die and God does exist I would like to give them a list of bugs to fix next time around. Just make cancer not start growing until, ya know, after childhood. There is a timer on puberty, so why not make one for cancer and extend it till adulthood or 25 or something?

If I get sent to Hell or whatever, then okay. Whatever, but holy shit God. You are fucking up.

captainWhatsHisName@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
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SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

What’s a mystery to me is how a duck is going to kill those other kids!?

Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
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Princeali311@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Why are they all white?

amotio@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y

Because Jesus was obviously white, duh!

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Do you think their worshipers would worship a Jesus with dark skin?

Princeali311@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Of course not, but I figured they'd at least make the poors brown

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The church parishioners might ask why Jesus didn't turn them white to make them blessed.

Princeali311@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y

Jesus wouldn't help the browns, it's too woke