I'm not addicted to rule. You are. why are you looking at me like that. Everything feels so unbalanced

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germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 35 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Finally something that fixes my posture

NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y

Only in spirit.

Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ah yes, the straight Pill

OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Well it just makes you level, and stuff can be level and not be straight

dexa_scantron@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Reminds me of this Niven story where a human takes some pills that are supposed to teach aliens how to teleport, but since he can't teleport he just gets an amazing sense of direction and orientation: https://www.larryniven.net/?q=bibliographic-reference/fourth-profession-the

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He wrote another one where an alien got drunk and wanted to have a conversation with a guy, but since the alien was out of "speaks alien language" pills instead he gave him a "messiah" pill, which happens to include the ability to speak all languages.

dexa_scantron@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

That might be the same story? I don't remember well enough; I should hunt it down and reread it :D

troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 2y

I just want to get level

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What are these?

LifeOfChance@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

They're from a level. It's like a ruler with these going left,right up,down and diagonal to help level things like a stove

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 2y